Named in honor of Richard Cheney, the America's Dick Award recognizes contributions of foreign leaders to our mission. America's Dick is a foreign leader who has gone the extra mile to advanced the agenda of the U.S. Department of Fear and its corporate partners. He (or she) embodies our values in the day-to-day conduct of their office. While all of this year's nominees gladly put our agenda before the needs of their own citizens, America's Dick is the leader who people say would be most likely to screw them for us.
Some leaders aren't eligible. For example, Israeli PM Netanyahu is a dick, but he's not our dick. Also, since they don't have a choice about tagging along, little pricks from insolvent client states like Ukraine, Ireland or Greece aren't eligible.
After reviewing the nominees, cast your vote at the top of the page (http://feardepartment.com). You can only vote for one leader. The poll closes on August 21, 2014.
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