On September 16, 2015 eleven GOP candidates squared off at the Ronald Reagan Library. The U.S. Department of Fear live-tweeted this prim...

Scare Me Shitless Awards 2014 from feardept To view all the nominees,  click  here . After the jump: our tally of final resu...

We've invited followers to submit nominations for the Scare me Shitless Awards. The award recognizes media organizations that have c...

On December 18, 2014, Fear Department staff live-tweeted the entirety of Putin's annual press conference. Following are the highlig...

Eighty-nine vaccination workers from  Pakistan and Nigeria  have been killed by extremists, and the number of new polio cases in Pakistan ...

Consumers wearing Google Glass gather valuable surveillance data for the Department. Please don't beat them up.   —  Public Service An...

We have been asked to explain our relationship to our corporate partners. Public Service Announcement #PSA pic.twitter.com/PixtCJseSl — ...

ISIS - Islamic State in Iraq & Syria Isis - Mother of Horus, god of war Sisi - President of Egypt ISI - Inter-Services Intelligence ...

Taking away our tanks won't change our attitude. In the wake of Ferguson, NBC News reported, Obama Orders Review of Police Use o...

The votes have been counted. The people have spoken. America's Dick for 2014 is Stephen Harper, Prime Minister of Canada! Stephen H...

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Cable news networks are not supposed to provide background to current events. Poorly informed audiences are easier to frighten. As a rule, ...

Department staff monitored CNN's coverage of the first night of the curfew in Ferguson, Missouri. [ View the story "Live-Tweetin...

Update:  The results are in . Named in honor of Richard Cheney, the America's Dick Award recognizes contributions of foreign leade...

Wesley Lowery of The Washington Post shot this photo of a staff member just before we arrested him. (AP Photo/WaPo/Wesley Lowery). The...

If fear runs out, how will Gaza's destruction be sustained? Is Israel suffering a fear deficit relative to other small nations? L...

In honor of Israel's work in Gaza, we're posting a section from the "Foreign Affairs" chapter of  Fear for America  ...

We use our new Twitter account to promote Terrorists and  intimidate analysts who don't abide by our playbook.  Four years ago we...

In addition to providing the illusion of civilian oversight, the Senate Intelligence Committee provides our senior staff with a platform fo...

On or about Jan 14, 2014, a confidential 185-page report covering the entire scope of the Department's domestic and worldwide activitie...

Blessed are the fearmakers, for theirs is the Department of Fear.      - SecFear " I trust my government. I trust them wit...

We ordered the assassination of a man whom Mandela felt a strong moral obligation toward. It happened on President Obama's watch.  Can...

It has become necessary to resurrect Osama as the Anti-Santa Every Osama Day (May 1st) Homelanders celebrate of the death of Osama bin ...

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If the President designates you a potential terrorist, would you rather we assassinate you under ██████████████████████████████ or capt...

Admiral Dennis C. Blair Those of us ordering drone strikes risk falling victim to a drone strike according to Admiral Dennis C. Blair, ...

In a powerful speech Thursday, left-wing menace Dr. Cornel West put our power grab under the Obama administration in historical perspe...